The Process of My Bowels

I've received no comments on my writing process(this does not surprise me)so, I shall discuss it anyway.

First: I masturbate, I have found it calming and that all of the fist pumping puts me in "the zone". The pornography I choose is standard fare, and I have referred to it as the oral/vaginal/anal/extravaganza! Lately, I've been perusing blowjobninjas.com; it is not as awesome as the name leads us to believe.

Second: I usually go find something to snack on and generally waste more time.

Third: This is the important step: I find something that makes me laugh and then I steal it.

Fourth: Repeat step one and step three.

Fifth: Repeat step one.

Thank you.