If Your God Will Suck My Nuts I'll Believe

Here’s what I don’t understand (let me interject this first: I am an atheist) I walked around SOHO for about three hours and have been (‘accosted’ would be a bit unfair) confronted by all manner of religious bastards.
Fine, believe in a God or Demigod or Earth-Mother-Spirit or even some wanker aliens with ‘love-juice’ to heal the planet; not my fucking problem. Even standing on the street corner and discussing your bizarre religion-fetish till Armageddon doesn’t come is perfectly acceptable, BUT, (big fucking but) don’t act like I have assaulted YOUR sensibilities when I tell you that I choose not to believe in any crazy superstitious nonsense.
Don’t go get six of your glassy-eyed brethren to come stare at the man who refuses to be saved. And, certainly do not tell me you’ll pray for me. I don’t need it and it’s just insulting.
I accept your desire to squeeze goat testicles to tell the future (thank you George Carlin). I just believe you are an imbecile.

Cheers.